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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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