Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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