She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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