hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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