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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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