when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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