we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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