Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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