just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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