And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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