too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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