were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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