i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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