Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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