Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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