i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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