normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
That accounts for only three of the penises
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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