i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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