this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
