DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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