Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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