wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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