I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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