I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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