The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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