oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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