I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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