Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need moral support for this bender
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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