Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My vagina is officially offended.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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