You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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