i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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