No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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