that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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