I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm just crazy horny about you
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
