I accidentally had phone sex last night
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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