we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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