as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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