new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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