Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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