I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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