You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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