yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
