I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I want to make a zoo with you.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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