That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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