but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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