girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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