He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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