Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I need water and some morals
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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