At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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