I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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