she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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