I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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