Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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