He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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