Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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