Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.