You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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