No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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