You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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