pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
false alarm, still single
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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